Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
Comedism, like all other religions, requires donations to keep itself going. But where other churches ask for monetary donations, Comedist congregations request that you tithe jokes. The higher the quality the better.
Last week we missed the anniversary of Sigmund Freud's death, so the donations should be Freud or psychiatrist jokes of any shape.
My favorite Freud line comes from an old episode of Cheers where Coach asks Cliff Clavin what a Freudian slip is. His response, "It's where you mean to say one thing and end up saying a mother."
The Freud joke that I'm most proud of having written -- Why did Freud think the chicken crossed the road? It was envious of the cock.
As for shrink jokes, a couple of classic.
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- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
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- Passing The Plate/crossing The Road
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Freud Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
Comedism, like all other religions, requires donations to keep itself going. But where other churches ask for monetary donations, Comedist congregations request that you tithe jokes. The higher the quality the better.
Last week we missed the anniversary of Sigmund Freud's death, so the donations should be Freud or psychiatrist jokes of any shape.
My favorite Freud line comes from an old episode of Cheers where Coach asks Cliff Clavin what a Freudian slip is. His response, "It's where you mean to say one thing and end up saying a mother."
The Freud joke that I'm most proud of having written -- Why did Freud think the chicken crossed the road? It was envious of the cock.
As for shrink jokes, a couple of classic.
A guy walks into a podiatrist and says, "Doc, I think I'm a moth." The podiatrist looks up and says, "Excuse me?" Again he says, "I think I'm a moth." The podiatrist says, "It sounds like a mental problem. You need a psychiatrist. I'm a podiatrist." The man agrees. "So why did you come here, then?" the podiatrist asks. The man replies, "Your light was on."A couple from Rodney,
For years, I thought I was a dog. I went to a psychiatrist, but it didn't help. He wouldn't let me up the couch.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.So, my dear fellow Comedists, your favorites?
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Clean Jokes
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor? Last week was the 40th anniversary of the introduction of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood....
- Passing The Plate/crossing The Road
Brothers, sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere: This week saw the 51st anniversary of the passing of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 which created the interstate highway system in the United States. To celebrate this "milestone," we will...
- Comedist Wedding
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, June is the month for weddings and it just so happens that LilBro has been asked to officate the first Comedist wedding. The two of us will sit down and write the service, but we're always...