Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor? Last week was the 40th anniversary of the introduction of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
It was a happy place with the world's first flat screen tv and vcr that showed movies about how things were made, the land of make believe, and nice people everywhere.
In honor of this anniversary, this week let us all share our favorite clean jokes. Here's mine:
It's such a good feeling to know you're alive, a happy feeling, you're growing inside...
Live, laugh, and love,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Comedy And The Turing Test
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists everywhere, This week, good brother 71 sent me a link to this article, "Computers Crack Jokes in Unusual Artificial Intelligence Test." Alan Turing used as a sufficient condition for artificial intelligence...
- Damn It Jim, I'm A Doctor Not A Comedian
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Yesterday would have been Gene Roddenberry's 87th birthday. Trekkies have born the brunt of many a joke, so this weekend let's turn the table and open it up to your favorite Star Trek...
- Presidential Comedy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Good brother YKW reminded me that this week marked the 24th anniversary of Ronald Reagan's famous announcement, "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...
Philosophy
Clean Jokes
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor? Last week was the 40th anniversary of the introduction of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
It was a happy place with the world's first flat screen tv and vcr that showed movies about how things were made, the land of make believe, and nice people everywhere.
In honor of this anniversary, this week let us all share our favorite clean jokes. Here's mine:
A man walks into an optometrist's office and says to the eye doctor, "I think I"m a moth."So, friends feel free to leave your favorite clean joke and don't worry whether it is funny enough because I like you just the way you are.
The optometrist says, "Excuse me?"
The man repeats, "I think I'm a moth."
The optometrist says, "It sounds to me like you need a psychiatrist for that problem."
The man agrees.
"But I'm an optometrist."
"I know."
"So why did you come in?"
"Your light was on."
It's such a good feeling to know you're alive, a happy feeling, you're growing inside...
Live, laugh, and love,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Comedy And The Turing Test
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists everywhere, This week, good brother 71 sent me a link to this article, "Computers Crack Jokes in Unusual Artificial Intelligence Test." Alan Turing used as a sufficient condition for artificial intelligence...
- Damn It Jim, I'm A Doctor Not A Comedian
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Yesterday would have been Gene Roddenberry's 87th birthday. Trekkies have born the brunt of many a joke, so this weekend let's turn the table and open it up to your favorite Star Trek...
- Presidential Comedy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Good brother YKW reminded me that this week marked the 24th anniversary of Ronald Reagan's famous announcement, "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...