Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere,
So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes.
For those new to the Playground. Other religions ask for donations of money, but Comedists request that you tithe jokes.
My absolute favorite I heard from SteveD years ago:
Did you hear about the new quantum mechanical nightclub? It's called the h bar.
And then there's the old classic:
A young atom runs home shouting "Mom, Mom, I've lost an electron." The mother atom says, "Are you sure?" "Yes," replies the young atom, "I'm positive."
Dig deep, people. Your favorite physics jokes. Just be aware that anyone who says "nukular" will be excommunicated.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Take My Wife, Please
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to pass the plate again. In most religions they ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. In honor of Valentine's Day, let's do relationship jokes. So, dig deep and be generous. My offering is an old classic:...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...
Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere,
So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes.
For those new to the Playground. Other religions ask for donations of money, but Comedists request that you tithe jokes.
My absolute favorite I heard from SteveD years ago:
Did you hear about the new quantum mechanical nightclub? It's called the h bar.
And then there's the old classic:
A young atom runs home shouting "Mom, Mom, I've lost an electron." The mother atom says, "Are you sure?" "Yes," replies the young atom, "I'm positive."
Dig deep, people. Your favorite physics jokes. Just be aware that anyone who says "nukular" will be excommunicated.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Take My Wife, Please
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to pass the plate again. In most religions they ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. In honor of Valentine's Day, let's do relationship jokes. So, dig deep and be generous. My offering is an old classic:...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...