Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate.
Here's a couple to start us off:
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
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- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
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- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate.
Here's a couple to start us off:
I?ve never actually met Ani DeFranco, so, I mean, she might be a really nice person. I?m just saying that if I was hanging out with someone whose first name was the plural of anus, it might make me a little leery.So, my fellow Comedists, dig deep and contribute what you can.
I went to a great jazz-themed seafood restaurant the other day. The "Fluke Ellington" was very good, but I wasn't about order the "Salmon Ella."
Why did Bach have so many children?
He didn't have a stop on his organ.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Take My Wife, Please
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to pass the plate again. In most religions they ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. In honor of Valentine's Day, let's do relationship jokes. So, dig deep and be generous. My offering is an old classic:...
- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...