Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated. Not that these folks don't appreciate jokes in the "I'm so drunk" or "I wish I could get a blowjob" categories, but they also have other comic interests as well.
So for them, I've been trying to write a few new jokes:
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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Philosophy
Jokes for the Overeducated
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated. Not that these folks don't appreciate jokes in the "I'm so drunk" or "I wish I could get a blowjob" categories, but they also have other comic interests as well.
So for them, I've been trying to write a few new jokes:
Position and Momentum walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you observable quantities." They respond, "We think we'd like a beer, but we're not certain."What are your favorite jokes for the tragically overeducated?
Why did the Freudian chicken cross the road? It was envious of the cock.
What were John Maynard Keynes' dying words? "Look I'm finishing a marathon."
What's poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and enlarged? Hobbes' prostate of nature.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Passing The Plate: Freud Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Comedism, like all other religions, requires donations to keep itself going. But where other churches ask for monetary donations, Comedist congregations request that you tithe jokes. The higher...
- Passing The Plate/crossing The Road
Brothers, sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere: This week saw the 51st anniversary of the passing of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 which created the interstate highway system in the United States. To celebrate this "milestone," we will...
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...