Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried that the jokes will be used inappropriately and you'll see your good Irreverend Steve driving around in a long Cadillac with a rubber chicken on the hood, you can be rest assured that we only use the jokes we need to keep the new religion growing and that we are quite generous in sending the rest to humor challenged areas around the world.
In honor of Mothers' Day, today's theme will be "yo mama" jokes. Here are a few of my favorites:
To my mom, whom I love very dearly and who always made sure that I didn't take myself too seriously -- especially after a certain haircut (think Princess Leia)-- and to all of those mothers out there...and to all of you who are just called mothers...thank you for all the love, all the care, and for putting up with our nonsense for all these years.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Wedding Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's...
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried that the jokes will be used inappropriately and you'll see your good Irreverend Steve driving around in a long Cadillac with a rubber chicken on the hood, you can be rest assured that we only use the jokes we need to keep the new religion growing and that we are quite generous in sending the rest to humor challenged areas around the world.
In honor of Mothers' Day, today's theme will be "yo mama" jokes. Here are a few of my favorites:
Yo mama's so short she models for trophies.So, what are your favorites?
Yo mama's so ugly that when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they told her "no professionals."
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama's so old that when she went to school, there was no history class.
Yo mama's so dumb it took her six hours to put a bag of M&Ms in alphabetical order.
To my mom, whom I love very dearly and who always made sure that I didn't take myself too seriously -- especially after a certain haircut (think Princess Leia)-- and to all of those mothers out there...and to all of you who are just called mothers...thank you for all the love, all the care, and for putting up with our nonsense for all these years.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Wedding Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's...
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...