Philosophy
My Fellow Comedists,
It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes.
We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's do wedding or marriage jokes.
My favorites:
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
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- Passing The Plate: Marriage Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It is time to once again pass the plate. Other religions ask you to donate money, but we Comedists tithe jokes. So dig deep and be generous. This weekend is my wedding anniversary, so what better time to ask for marriage and relationship...
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Wedding Edition
My Fellow Comedists,
It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes.
We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's do wedding or marriage jokes.
My favorites:
From Rita Rudner, "Men who wear earrings are particularly well suited to marriage, they've experienced pain and bought jewelery."Give generously.
From Groucho: "Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
From Rodney Dangerfield, "My wife and i were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate: Marriage Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It is time to once again pass the plate. Other religions ask you to donate money, but we Comedists tithe jokes. So dig deep and be generous. This weekend is my wedding anniversary, so what better time to ask for marriage and relationship...
- Passing The Plate: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund...
- Comedist Wedding
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, June is the month for weddings and it just so happens that LilBro has been asked to officate the first Comedist wedding. The two of us will sit down and write the service, but we're always...
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...