Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund Freud. In his honor, we're passing the plate for Freud or psychiatrist jokes. Dig deep, give generously to your congregation.
My first offering is a joke I wrote a while back:
And then there's the great Steven Wright line,
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It is time to pass the collection plate again, my dear friends. As long-time Comedists know, where other religions ask for money we prefer donations of jokes. This week is the birthday of Sigmund Freud. In his honor, we're passing the plate for Freud or psychiatrist jokes. Dig deep, give generously to your congregation.
My first offering is a joke I wrote a while back:
Why did the Freudian chicken cross the road?Perhaps the greatest Freud line, however, came from the old sit-com Cheers when someone asked Cliffy what a Freudian slip was and he responded, "It's when you say one thing, but meant to say a mother." Man, I love that line.
Because it was envious of the cock.
And then there's the great Steven Wright line,
"I sent my dog to a psychiatrist, but he wasn't sure if he was allowed on the couch."Rodney's great,
"I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, two bartenders, and a plumber."So, what's your favorite shrink joke, folks?
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Jokes For The Overeducated
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated....
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...