Philosophy
Brothers, sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It's that time again. Time to dig deep and be generous. When other religions ask for donations it is always money, but us Comedists ask that you tithe jokes. In honor of the anniversary of Darwin's birth on Monday, this go 'round is "What do you get when you cross..." jokes:
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door, but has nothing to say.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a snail?
norm(turtle) norm(snail) sin theta. (That's a Cartesian product joke for the non-math geeks out there)
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a cicada?
Baa Humbug!
Lastly, my personal favorite:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
Contributions out there fellow Comedists?
Live, love, and laugh
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Jokes For The Overeducated
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated....
Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Darwin Edition
Brothers, sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
It's that time again. Time to dig deep and be generous. When other religions ask for donations it is always money, but us Comedists ask that you tithe jokes. In honor of the anniversary of Darwin's birth on Monday, this go 'round is "What do you get when you cross..." jokes:
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door, but has nothing to say.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a snail?
norm(turtle) norm(snail) sin theta. (That's a Cartesian product joke for the non-math geeks out there)
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a cicada?
Baa Humbug!
Lastly, my personal favorite:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
Contributions out there fellow Comedists?
Live, love, and laugh
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Jokes For The Overeducated
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated....