Philosophy
My Fellow Comedists,
This weekend we do more smart jokes. Good brother 71 sent us this:
and it reminded me of a question I've been meaning to ask the congregation. Been working on my roll of smart jokes and have two new ones:
Oh, and the Cosmic Comic will smile upon all contributions of smart jokes in the comments.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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My Comedist Brethren and Sistren, I have a theological question for everyone this weekend. In Comedism, nothing is as holy as the joke. but the question is what counts as a joke. The standard structure of a joke has two parts. First is the set up. Set...
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Philosophy
More Smart Jokes
My Fellow Comedists,
This weekend we do more smart jokes. Good brother 71 sent us this:
and it reminded me of a question I've been meaning to ask the congregation. Been working on my roll of smart jokes and have two new ones:
I went to the doctor yesterday because I had inflamation in one of my eyes or the other. He said I have disjunctivitis.But I'm stuck on the phrasing of one punch line. The set up is: What do you get if you cross Sophocles with James Bond? The punch line is either (a) Oedipussy Rex or (b) Octopussy Rex. I've been using (a), but am not convinced it it the better phrasing. Thoughts?
Last night I had non-abelian group sex, at the end of the evening everyone you claim to have slept with denies having sex with you.
Oh, and the Cosmic Comic will smile upon all contributions of smart jokes in the comments.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Exam Jokes
My Fellow Comedists, It's that time again. Most religions ask you to donate money, but Comedists tithe jokes. Since we are only a week out from final exams, let's do school and exam jokes. My contributions: A teacher was wrapping up the last day...
- What Counts As A Joke?
My Comedist Brethren and Sistren, I have a theological question for everyone this weekend. In Comedism, nothing is as holy as the joke. but the question is what counts as a joke. The standard structure of a joke has two parts. First is the set up. Set...
- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
- Jokes For The Overeducated
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Further reflection upon my stand-up experience has led me to the realization that there is a certain segment of the humorous world that tends to be underserved by contemporary comedy -- the overeducated....
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...