Philosophy
My Fellow Comedists,
It's that time again. Most religions ask you to donate money, but Comedists tithe jokes. Since we are only a week out from final exams, let's do school and exam jokes. My contributions:
Your favorites? Give generously.
Live, love, and laugh.
Irreverend Steve
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Exam Jokes
My Fellow Comedists,
It's that time again. Most religions ask you to donate money, but Comedists tithe jokes. Since we are only a week out from final exams, let's do school and exam jokes. My contributions:
A teacher was wrapping up the last day of class by discussing the final exam. Being stern, he said there would be no excuses for not showing up on time, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
A student interrupts the physics professor's lecture with the one question all professors hate, "Why do I need to know this?" the professor looks at the young man and asks what his major is. "Pre-med," he replies. "Then the answer would be that you need to know this to saves lives." "And how exactly does knowing physics saves lives?" he asks with a snotty attitude. "It keep morons like you from becoming doctors," the professor replied.
Your favorites? Give generously.
Live, love, and laugh.
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Wedding Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's...
- Passing The Plate: Birthday Edition
My Fellow Comedists, Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes. My offering: It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his...
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Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
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