Philosophy
Best Typo
My Fellow Comedists,
TheWife and I went to a newly open Chinese restaurant that came recommended. Looking at the take-out menu and turning to the veggie options we found "Genetal Cho's tofu." TheWife looks up and says, "and I thought it was supposed to be vegetarian." Great hilarity ensued.
One of my favorites from a take-home exam in which the student was quoting Einstein, ?The slave is doomed to worship Tim and Fate and Death.? All hail the mighty Tim.
What is the best typo you've found?
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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The Admiral Fell Inn
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Oxymorons
My Fellow Comedists,
Today the less short of the short people asked "What is an oxymoron"? Not wanting to use "jumbo shrimp" or "military intelligence," I came up with "vegetarian meatballs." I'd have said "happily married," but TheWife would have...
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Snark Attack
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Mixed Breeds
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Passing The Plate: Exam Jokes
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