Philosophy
My Fellow Comedists,
I'm late with this weekend's Comedist post because of swim lessons, a soccer game, and a little league game. So, let's pass the plate, sporting style. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but in Comedism we tithe jokes. So, my friend, dig deep, give generously.
My donation:
In grad school, the philosophy department had a softball team. we called ourselves the "Home Platonists."
The abnormal psychology instructor having lectured on manic depression asks his class, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "Bobby Knight?"
Your turn.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Marriage Edition
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- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
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Philosophy
Passing the Plate: Sports Edition
My Fellow Comedists,
I'm late with this weekend's Comedist post because of swim lessons, a soccer game, and a little league game. So, let's pass the plate, sporting style. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but in Comedism we tithe jokes. So, my friend, dig deep, give generously.
My donation:
In grad school, the philosophy department had a softball team. we called ourselves the "Home Platonists."
The abnormal psychology instructor having lectured on manic depression asks his class, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "Bobby Knight?"
Your turn.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate: Marriage Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It is time to once again pass the plate. Other religions ask you to donate money, but we Comedists tithe jokes. So dig deep and be generous. This weekend is my wedding anniversary, so what better time to ask for marriage and relationship...
- Passing The Plate: Take My Wife...please Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It is time to pass the plate again. Other religions ask you to donate money, but in Comedism we tithe jokes. So, dig deep and give to the worthiest of causes. In honor of TheWife's and my anniversary, let's do marriage jokes...
- Passing The Plate: Smart Joke Edition
Friends, Today is Einstein's birthday and in his honor, let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. So, for uncle Albert, let's do smart jokes of any variety. My favorite new physics joke:...
- Passing The Plate: Particle Physics Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere, So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes....
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...