Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
In honor of the opening of the summer Olympiad, we get in the spirit with our own competition. It is the Olympic pun-off. Worst sporting pun get Oy-limpic gold.
My entries:
Have you heard of the new Spanish sport that involves eating twenty-six bowls of custard. It's called the maraflan.
There's a new winter sport that combines hockey and the luge. It's called hock a lugie.
Top that, my friends.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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Philosophy
Olympic Pun-Off
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
In honor of the opening of the summer Olympiad, we get in the spirit with our own competition. It is the Olympic pun-off. Worst sporting pun get Oy-limpic gold.
My entries:
Have you heard of the new Spanish sport that involves eating twenty-six bowls of custard. It's called the maraflan.
There's a new winter sport that combines hockey and the luge. It's called hock a lugie.
Top that, my friends.
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...
- Damn It Jim, I'm A Doctor Not A Comedian
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, Yesterday would have been Gene Roddenberry's 87th birthday. Trekkies have born the brunt of many a joke, so this weekend let's turn the table and open it up to your favorite Star Trek...
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
- Comedist Easter Headline
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, So our good friend I is worried about certain parts not being sufficiently regal? Check out this headline from the New York Times: On Day of Resurrection, a Church Unveils Its New OrganGod bless...
- Passing The Plate: Mothers' Day Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried...