Philosophy
My Fellow Comedists,
A big ol' hat tip to good brother Helmut for linking to this. Ever had one of those thoughts that seemed like a good idea at the time... I would have thought this a Monty Python bit, if I didn't know better. True giggle bait.
New idea for neuropsychological warfare?
"I'm not sure, Captain, but the incoming enemy barage seems to be entirely comprised of hacky-sacks...um, no, sir. Yes, that's affirmative, sir. I believe Corporal Johnson did, sir. Yes, one with green peppers and onions, and one with ham and pineapple. Yes, sir. No, I think it is just the sauce, sir, I do not think the pizza is bleeding. No, sir, I have never wondered what it would be like if we had vaccuum cleaners instead of hands, sir."
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- The Admiral Fell Inn
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- Rip Peter Bergman
My Fellow Comedists, This week, we lost another great comic mind. Peter Bergman has gone up to comedy heaven to take his place next to the Cosmic Comic. Founding member of Firesign Theatre, Bergman was a master of late 60s intellectual surrealist...
- Manna From Comedy Heaven
My Fellow Comedists, You know, you hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, but sometimes the Cosmic Comic sends a set-up so easy you wish for a challenge. Crotch shots by Congressman Wiener. The only thing easier IS Congressman Wiener. It leads to the...
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My Fellow Comedists, With all the discussion about healthcare, it seems a good time for some medicine jokes. Here's something from a bit I'm working on:I've always thought that 'pap smear' was the worst name out there for a medical...
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...
Philosophy
He Himself Then Relapsed Into Laughter
My Fellow Comedists,
A big ol' hat tip to good brother Helmut for linking to this. Ever had one of those thoughts that seemed like a good idea at the time... I would have thought this a Monty Python bit, if I didn't know better. True giggle bait.
New idea for neuropsychological warfare?
"I'm not sure, Captain, but the incoming enemy barage seems to be entirely comprised of hacky-sacks...um, no, sir. Yes, that's affirmative, sir. I believe Corporal Johnson did, sir. Yes, one with green peppers and onions, and one with ham and pineapple. Yes, sir. No, I think it is just the sauce, sir, I do not think the pizza is bleeding. No, sir, I have never wondered what it would be like if we had vaccuum cleaners instead of hands, sir."
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- The Admiral Fell Inn
My Fellow Comedists, Taking advantage of one of the days when my semester is over but the short people are still in school, TheWife and I went down to Fells Point. At its heart is an establishment named after the namesake of the neighborhood, a...
- Rip Peter Bergman
My Fellow Comedists, This week, we lost another great comic mind. Peter Bergman has gone up to comedy heaven to take his place next to the Cosmic Comic. Founding member of Firesign Theatre, Bergman was a master of late 60s intellectual surrealist...
- Manna From Comedy Heaven
My Fellow Comedists, You know, you hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, but sometimes the Cosmic Comic sends a set-up so easy you wish for a challenge. Crotch shots by Congressman Wiener. The only thing easier IS Congressman Wiener. It leads to the...
- Doctor, It Hurts When I Do This
My Fellow Comedists, With all the discussion about healthcare, it seems a good time for some medicine jokes. Here's something from a bit I'm working on:I've always thought that 'pap smear' was the worst name out there for a medical...
- Passing The Plate: Musician Edition
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is that time again. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This round's theme: music. Pull out your best music jokes and put them in the plate. Here's...