Deep Metaphysical Quandary
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Deep Metaphysical Quandary


My Fellow Comedists,

A brief metaphysical quandary this weekend (with apologies to Shulamith Oppenheim):

What is a full professor full of?

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve




- Unanswered Questions
My Fellow Comedists, This weekend, let's ask questions we don't want answered. If someone who speaks with the dead is a medium, is a midget who communicates with the deceased an extra small? If someone wins an award as dental hygienist of the...

- Funniest Play
My Fellow Comedists, We took the short people to Williamsburg for a couple days and while there saw a production of a 17th century farce, Polly Honeycombe. They rolled. I mean full out belly-laughs. So, this weekend, let's ask, what is the funniest...

- Passing The Plate: Wedding Edition
My Fellow Comedists, It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes. We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's...

- The Feast Of Saint Gary
My Fellow Comedists, This weekend is the feast of Saint Gary. Gary Larson turns 60. Creator of The Far Side, the most consistently clever comic strip ever. A couple classics: Your favorite? Live, love, and laugh, Irreverend Steve...

- Passing The Plate
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, I will be at a conference all weekend without a chance to give a proper homily. I do humbly apologize. But, as with any church, there is always time to pass the plate. Others ask for money, but...



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