The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas
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The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas


So what's up with this growing trend of majorities considering themselves the victims of discrimination just because they don't get absolutely everything they want?

As predictable as that winter will be cold, Fox News goes out of its way to decry the persecution of Christians just because some people are referring to the holiday... as a holiday.

I mean, let's face it, petty arguments about a holiday celebrating the birth of our savior is as American as apple pie, and as Jon Stewart argues, the holiday season wouldn't be the same without people going out of their way to be offended by nothing :)

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As long as we don't mess with Squidmas, we'll be okay :)
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