Philosophy
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
One of the problems with being such a young religion is that not all the theological infrastructure is in place, yet. We're still working on our rituals, holy days, not to mention our holy skriptures. One of the things that other religions have are aphorisms, bits of wisdom that can be dispensed mid-conversation that can make one seem wise and righteous. They have the golden rule, catchy Yiddish sayings, quips from Confucious, we need to get in the game because at this point we're pretty much working off of "take my wife...please."
So I propose that we begin compiling snack-sized bits of Comedist wisdom:
Live, love and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- The Feast Of Saint Voltaire
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This week saw the 314th birthday of François-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire. Voltaire is the Comedist John the Baptist, he was a Comedist before there was Comedism. It was Voltaire after...
- Comedist Rituals And One Proud Poppa
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, So, we took the kids to Pizza Putt, a pizza joint, miniature golf course, and arcade. The shorties played in the arcade for an hour amassing a large number of tickets which could be redeemed for...
- A Comedist Request
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This weekend, I, the Irreverend Steve, come to you for advice. I am in need of pastoral counseling from my flock. We stand a mere eight weeks from April 1, Saint Shecky's Day, the holiest...
- Commercial Comedy And The Problem Of Seriousness
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This week a couple of deep philosophico-theological Comedist questions were raised by good brother Hanno -- well, brother Hanno, anyway. So let's consider them both. Brother Hanno asked, How...
- St. Shecky's Day Eve
Tomorrow, April 1, being the holiest of holy days for Comedists, I will celebrate by posting the first part of our holy skripture The Comedist Manifesto. Stay tuned......
Philosophy
Comedist Wisdom
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
One of the problems with being such a young religion is that not all the theological infrastructure is in place, yet. We're still working on our rituals, holy days, not to mention our holy skriptures. One of the things that other religions have are aphorisms, bits of wisdom that can be dispensed mid-conversation that can make one seem wise and righteous. They have the golden rule, catchy Yiddish sayings, quips from Confucious, we need to get in the game because at this point we're pretty much working off of "take my wife...please."
So I propose that we begin compiling snack-sized bits of Comedist wisdom:
True, there is no "I" in team; but there is one in recital and without it, you are left with rectal.Other one-line paths to enlightenment, my friends?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless the beholder has her contacts in...in which case there just isn't room and she can actually see your face.
April showers bring May flowers, but if June finds out about your showering with May or April it will take more than flowers.
Do unto others...that's it.
Live, love and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
- The Feast Of Saint Voltaire
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This week saw the 314th birthday of François-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire. Voltaire is the Comedist John the Baptist, he was a Comedist before there was Comedism. It was Voltaire after...
- Comedist Rituals And One Proud Poppa
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, So, we took the kids to Pizza Putt, a pizza joint, miniature golf course, and arcade. The shorties played in the arcade for an hour amassing a large number of tickets which could be redeemed for...
- A Comedist Request
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This weekend, I, the Irreverend Steve, come to you for advice. I am in need of pastoral counseling from my flock. We stand a mere eight weeks from April 1, Saint Shecky's Day, the holiest...
- Commercial Comedy And The Problem Of Seriousness
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, This week a couple of deep philosophico-theological Comedist questions were raised by good brother Hanno -- well, brother Hanno, anyway. So let's consider them both. Brother Hanno asked, How...
- St. Shecky's Day Eve
Tomorrow, April 1, being the holiest of holy days for Comedists, I will celebrate by posting the first part of our holy skripture The Comedist Manifesto. Stay tuned......