Philosophy
Tomorrow, April 1, being the holiest of holy days for Comedists, I will celebrate by posting the first part of our holy skripture The Comedist Manifesto. Stay tuned...
- Happy Saint Shecky's Day!
My Fellow Comedists, On this, the holiest day of the year for us, Saint Shecky's Day, I bring you greetings and inspiration. Comedism began when the great Cosmic Comic taught the teacher. I was a younger instructor, teaching just my third class,...
- Happy Keister
My Fellow Comedists, This weekend as our Christian friends celebrate their holy day of Easter, we Comedists celebrate our holy day of Keister, a day dedicated to that part of the human anatomy that not only sounds funny, it looks funny. The displaying...
- Comedist Confessions
My Fellow Comedists, We just had Yom Kippur, the day when Jews around the world ask for forgiveness for their sins. (Leave it to the Jews to make the holiest day of the year a time set aside to feel guilty.) Catholics have confession and I was just listening...
- Comedist Announcement
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is less than three weeks until April 1st, Saint Shecky's Day, the holiest day of the Comedist calendar and during holy moley week I will be celebrating my imminent 40th birthday by performing...
- Claim: There Are No Funny Knock-knock Jokes
Then why are knock-knock jokes always amongst the first jokes we teach kids? The topic of this weekend's Comedist sermon. If you care to try to prove me wrong, give it your best knock. For an introduction to Comedism, the new religion; passages from...
Philosophy
St. Shecky's Day Eve
Tomorrow, April 1, being the holiest of holy days for Comedists, I will celebrate by posting the first part of our holy skripture The Comedist Manifesto. Stay tuned...
- Happy Saint Shecky's Day!
My Fellow Comedists, On this, the holiest day of the year for us, Saint Shecky's Day, I bring you greetings and inspiration. Comedism began when the great Cosmic Comic taught the teacher. I was a younger instructor, teaching just my third class,...
- Happy Keister
My Fellow Comedists, This weekend as our Christian friends celebrate their holy day of Easter, we Comedists celebrate our holy day of Keister, a day dedicated to that part of the human anatomy that not only sounds funny, it looks funny. The displaying...
- Comedist Confessions
My Fellow Comedists, We just had Yom Kippur, the day when Jews around the world ask for forgiveness for their sins. (Leave it to the Jews to make the holiest day of the year a time set aside to feel guilty.) Catholics have confession and I was just listening...
- Comedist Announcement
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere, It is less than three weeks until April 1st, Saint Shecky's Day, the holiest day of the Comedist calendar and during holy moley week I will be celebrating my imminent 40th birthday by performing...
- Claim: There Are No Funny Knock-knock Jokes
Then why are knock-knock jokes always amongst the first jokes we teach kids? The topic of this weekend's Comedist sermon. If you care to try to prove me wrong, give it your best knock. For an introduction to Comedism, the new religion; passages from...