Apparently Mitt Romney Can't Stand Half of All Americans, and Most of Them Are Conservatives and the Elderly...
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Apparently Mitt Romney Can't Stand Half of All Americans, and Most of Them Are Conservatives and the Elderly...


You may have heard a few days ago that Mother Jones released a devastating series of videos showcasing Mitt Romney talking to a bunch of rich buddies and donors, and saying what he REALLY thinks about poor people when he doesn't know there's a camera rolling. Many are calling this the death of his campaign, but given that the Republican constituency is apparently made up of masochists who actively and consistently vote against their own interests, I wouldn't sing victory just yet.

Gotta love these times when corrupt and unethical bastards can get caught on camera for all the world to see. Still, once you investigate who makes up that 47% of Americans Romney disparages, you realize that apparently Romney thinks soldiers, children, the elderly and veterans are a bunch of free-loaders. How "American" of him... But as Jon Stewart shows, if Romney doesn't care about the vote of these "welfare queens," he wouldn't even be able to get his own father's vote...


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But one of the most interesting things is how these "freeloaders" are distributed geographically, and the cognitive dissonance this is going to create for conservative Romney fans:



But all is not lost. Luckily for Romney, Stephen Colbert comes to his support:


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A Russian fuck-pit... figures...

Of course, the folks at Faux News are quick to jump into damage control mode and to work on their special pleading distractions, but Jon Stewart is going to hold their feet to the consistency fire:


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But not only is Romney's own father one of these welfare queens Romney disparages, many of his richest and best buddies have hugely benefited from government tax cuts, tax exemptions and government subsidies:


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How self-deluded (or racist) do you have to be to still want to vote for Romney instead of Obama?




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