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If your boyfriend or husband beats you, you might want to start thinking about keeping extra ice in the fridge because insurance companies are denying medical claims on the grounds that domestic abuse counts as a pre-existing condition. That pimple you had when you were a teenager? Also a pre-existing condition. Breathe air? Yep, that too...

And if you're thinking about having a baby, Stephen knows just how to get insurance companies to pony-up the cash for your kid every time, and it's not racist at all ;)

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