The Night Before Christmas, Ninja Edition
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The Night Before Christmas, Ninja Edition


Gather round as Grandpa Ninja recounts the classic tale of The Night Before Christmas, except this version includes the brutal murder of the narrator and his wife at the claws and hooves of Santa and his deadly paindeer :)


Too bad he didn't wait until NORAD took care of Santa. Merry Christmas!
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