Philosophy
So, Halloween is here, and you're probably excited about the chance to use your children as a great excuse to go trick-or-treating again. But this year you're kind of concerned that your son's effeminate mannerisms and his fervent desire to dress up like a ballerina are going to get people talking and give you weird looks...
Fear not, dear friend: The Onion's Today Now Show has brought in an expert to help you figure out how to overcome your son's giddiness.
And if you dare, check out Marilyn Manson's version of the Halloween Song.
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- Happy Halloween
My Fellow Comedists, In our efforts to be environmentally friendly, it's probably worth recycling this one: I love Halloween because I love clever costumes. My best was in college. My girlfriend wore a blue dress with a ribbon in her straight blond...
- Holidays And The Seven Deadly Sins
Halloween's a weird one for us. The shorties don't eat candy, but we feel like we're depriving them of the experience not taking them trick or treating. So they get to go door to door having friendly people give them brightly colored wrappers...
- Halloween Costume Withdrawn From Wal-mart Shelves
"Critics of ‘Naughy Leopard’ costume use spotty logic" by Jenne Osterheldt September 27th, 2013 The Kansas City Star Once again, adults have brought their jaded minds to the kids aisles. This “Naughty Leopard” toddler Halloween costume that everyone...
- Indulge This Halloween
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Dead things for Halloween Halloween--Egyptian style "Le Petit Chaperon Rouge"--Halloween fare October 30th, 1938...
- "tales Of Tomorrow"...h. G. Wells' "the Crystal Egg"
Another Halloween treat... After a customer is overly eager to buy a crystal egg, an antique shop owner does the only logical thing: takes it to the chairman of Cambridge's physics department [Thomas Mitchell] who discovers the egg's secret....
Philosophy
How to Find a Masculine Halloween Costume for Your Effeminate Son
So, Halloween is here, and you're probably excited about the chance to use your children as a great excuse to go trick-or-treating again. But this year you're kind of concerned that your son's effeminate mannerisms and his fervent desire to dress up like a ballerina are going to get people talking and give you weird looks...Fear not, dear friend: The Onion's Today Now Show has brought in an expert to help you figure out how to overcome your son's giddiness.
And if you dare, check out Marilyn Manson's version of the Halloween Song.
.
- Happy Halloween
My Fellow Comedists, In our efforts to be environmentally friendly, it's probably worth recycling this one: I love Halloween because I love clever costumes. My best was in college. My girlfriend wore a blue dress with a ribbon in her straight blond...
- Holidays And The Seven Deadly Sins
Halloween's a weird one for us. The shorties don't eat candy, but we feel like we're depriving them of the experience not taking them trick or treating. So they get to go door to door having friendly people give them brightly colored wrappers...
- Halloween Costume Withdrawn From Wal-mart Shelves
"Critics of ‘Naughy Leopard’ costume use spotty logic" by Jenne Osterheldt September 27th, 2013 The Kansas City Star Once again, adults have brought their jaded minds to the kids aisles. This “Naughty Leopard” toddler Halloween costume that everyone...
- Indulge This Halloween
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Dead things for Halloween Halloween--Egyptian style "Le Petit Chaperon Rouge"--Halloween fare October 30th, 1938...
- "tales Of Tomorrow"...h. G. Wells' "the Crystal Egg"
Another Halloween treat... After a customer is overly eager to buy a crystal egg, an antique shop owner does the only logical thing: takes it to the chairman of Cambridge's physics department [Thomas Mitchell] who discovers the egg's secret....