Philosophy
by
Ron Miller
December 23rd, 2013
io9
Back in the late 40s, Bozo the Clown was hot stuff. He was the star of a lot of kids' books, including one about an amazing rocket. Unfortunately, this futuristic story was also amazingly racist.
The Bozo character was originally created by Alan Livingston for a series of children's books that combined words and pictures with a recorded story and music. The voice of Bozo was played by Pinto Colvig. Bozo eventually became so popular he became the official mascot for Capital Records. He became a TV star in 1949, with Colvig again playing Bozo. Larry Harmon bought the rights to the character in 1956 and immediately franchised the clown to TV stations coast-to-coast. Harmon's genius lay in his realization that anyone could play Bozo and the kids wouldn't know the difference.
Among titles like "Bozo's Jungle Jingles," "Bozo at the Circus," and "Bozo and the Birds," we have "Bozo and his Rocket Ship."
The story starts off with Bozo proudly showing off his brand-new rocket.
"Hello! Hello! I'm Bozo, the circus clown!
I'm going to take you on a trip around the world
In my new sky-rocket ship!"
And sure enough, he does. Things start off pretty well, with visits to Scotland, where everyone wears kilts, Switzerland, where everyone makes cuckoo clocks, and France, where a cute little French girl shows Bozo the Eiffel Tower and sings "Frere Jacques" for him.
He even makes a stop in Brazil, where a little barefoot kid has his parrot ask for crackers in Portuguese.
So far so good, but...
Bozo's visit to Greenland is just a forewarning, when the Eskimo he meets there explains in broken English, "Me Eskimo. My house is called an Igloo. It is made of ice. Dog pull me over snow in sled." The Eskimo urges Bozo to see some of the other wonders of Greenland. "You go in rocket ship to see big Walrus. He live in Greenland too. Dog say, 'Walrus big funny face!'"
On his next stop, Bozo tells his little readers,
"Here we are in China!
I think I'll take a ride in this carriage.
It is called a 'jinrickishaw'—-
Well, what are we waiting for, China Boy?"
The rickshaw driver will have none of Bozo's fat ass and yells, "You too heavy! You too heavy! Me velly tired! Velly tired!"
Just wait.
Bozo finally stops in Africa. This is the text as it appears in the book:
Bozo: This is Africa! Hear the jungle drums?
And look at this funny fellow!
What happened to your lips, mister?
Savage: Me Ubangi warrior!
All men and women in tribe
Fix mouth like this.
I pull it bigger for you—-
I put plate inside lips now—-
Mmmm [sound of shattering china]-—very cheap plate!"
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Philosophy
Bozo's racist LP
"Probably the Most Racist Rocket Trip Ever"
by
Ron Miller
December 23rd, 2013
io9
Back in the late 40s, Bozo the Clown was hot stuff. He was the star of a lot of kids' books, including one about an amazing rocket. Unfortunately, this futuristic story was also amazingly racist.
The Bozo character was originally created by Alan Livingston for a series of children's books that combined words and pictures with a recorded story and music. The voice of Bozo was played by Pinto Colvig. Bozo eventually became so popular he became the official mascot for Capital Records. He became a TV star in 1949, with Colvig again playing Bozo. Larry Harmon bought the rights to the character in 1956 and immediately franchised the clown to TV stations coast-to-coast. Harmon's genius lay in his realization that anyone could play Bozo and the kids wouldn't know the difference.
Among titles like "Bozo's Jungle Jingles," "Bozo at the Circus," and "Bozo and the Birds," we have "Bozo and his Rocket Ship."
The story starts off with Bozo proudly showing off his brand-new rocket.
"Hello! Hello! I'm Bozo, the circus clown!
I'm going to take you on a trip around the world
In my new sky-rocket ship!"
And sure enough, he does. Things start off pretty well, with visits to Scotland, where everyone wears kilts, Switzerland, where everyone makes cuckoo clocks, and France, where a cute little French girl shows Bozo the Eiffel Tower and sings "Frere Jacques" for him.
He even makes a stop in Brazil, where a little barefoot kid has his parrot ask for crackers in Portuguese.
So far so good, but...
Bozo's visit to Greenland is just a forewarning, when the Eskimo he meets there explains in broken English, "Me Eskimo. My house is called an Igloo. It is made of ice. Dog pull me over snow in sled." The Eskimo urges Bozo to see some of the other wonders of Greenland. "You go in rocket ship to see big Walrus. He live in Greenland too. Dog say, 'Walrus big funny face!'"
On his next stop, Bozo tells his little readers,
"Here we are in China!
I think I'll take a ride in this carriage.
It is called a 'jinrickishaw'—-
Well, what are we waiting for, China Boy?"
The rickshaw driver will have none of Bozo's fat ass and yells, "You too heavy! You too heavy! Me velly tired! Velly tired!"
Just wait.
Bozo finally stops in Africa. This is the text as it appears in the book:
Bozo: This is Africa! Hear the jungle drums?
And look at this funny fellow!
What happened to your lips, mister?
Savage: Me Ubangi warrior!
All men and women in tribe
Fix mouth like this.
I pull it bigger for you—-
I put plate inside lips now—-
Mmmm [sound of shattering china]-—very cheap plate!"
- Mitch Hedberg: Not Forgotten
Midweek Comedist post for everyone. Today is the official re-launch of Mitch Hedberg's webpage by his widow Lynn Shawcroft. Truly a labor of love, she has compiled an archive of old material, writings, and notes. It not only includes Hedberg's...
- The Feast Of Saint Red
My Fellow Comedists, This week is the feast day of Saint Red -- not to be confused with Saint Redd. Red Skelton was the son of a clown. His father passed away while his mother was pregnant with him, but at a young age, he too became a clown. Selling newspapers...
- Imagination Can Sometimes Be Better Than Reality...ray Bradbury's "the Rocket"
An anthology including The Rocket. Plot [Wikipedia]... The story begins with Fiorello Bodoni, a poor junkyard owner, who spends his nights admiring nearby rocket launches bound for the Moon, Venus and Mars. After six years, he has finally saved enough...
- An Idiom..."it's Not Rocket Science"
"It's not rocket science" Meaning It (the subject under discussion) isn't difficult to understand. Origin It is probably no surprise to hear that this phrase is American in origin. Of the English-speaking countries, America was the first to adopt...
- Burton's "alice"
Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland is not a normal narrative or a simple story and I will be pleased to see how Burton "fills in the gaps". "'Wonderland' looks curiouser, but Burton fills gaps in story" by Susan Wloszczyna Februrary 26th,...