Philosophy
Working on some new material:
John McCain is so old that if he gets elected, instead of a Secretary of State, he'll have a Secretary of Prostate. You can always tell the Secretary of Prostate, he's the one who checks into the White House through the back door.
If John McCain becomes President, the DoD will go from the Department of Defense to the Department of Depends. Our Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles will become Incontinent Ballistic Missiles...two or three times a night they leak fuel.
Under a McCain administration, the FEC will no longer be the Federal Elections Commission, but rather the Federal Erections Commission. It will be chaired by Bob Dole and adopt the new slogan, "It ain't just the chads that are hanging anymore."
Every Rose Garden bill signing ceremony would end not with a press conference but with "Get off my lawn!"
- The Mother Of All Gimmicks
Guest-post today from YKW: Not being a reporter, I have no personal knowledge of any of the following, but my own cynical view of the McCain Bailout stunt is a bit more conspiratorial than I've seen reported so far. Here are the facts: 1. McCain's...
- Alright, We'll Call It A Draw
Gimmick. John McCain, after saying the fundamentals of our economy are strong, after saying we have time for a commission, after saying it was just about greedy CEOs, suddenly calls for a suspension of the Presidential campaign because of the economic...
- Pity Party: Whom Do You Feel Sorry For?
Been a while since we've had a pity party, so let's open it up. This week, I feel sorry for Joe Lieberman. Apparently, John "Maverick" McCain really wanted to pick Holy Joe as his VP choice, but Karl Rove, the Bushes, and party insiders said...
- Is This A Surprise?
Imiloa Astronomy Center of Hawaii "Don't care much about astronomy" by Sasha Issenberg February 26th, 2009 boston.com WASHINGTON -- John McCain has acknowledged that he doesn't know as much about economics as he would like, but what's his...
- Humorous Faux Pox
"Science journal in doghouse after Obama and McCain upstaged by young pups" Latest issue of Nature compares presidential candidates on science, technology - but has unfortunate advert on back cover September 26th, 2008 Times Online As weighty reads...
Philosophy
John McCain Is So Old...
Working on some new material:
John McCain is so old that if he gets elected, instead of a Secretary of State, he'll have a Secretary of Prostate. You can always tell the Secretary of Prostate, he's the one who checks into the White House through the back door.
If John McCain becomes President, the DoD will go from the Department of Defense to the Department of Depends. Our Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles will become Incontinent Ballistic Missiles...two or three times a night they leak fuel.
Under a McCain administration, the FEC will no longer be the Federal Elections Commission, but rather the Federal Erections Commission. It will be chaired by Bob Dole and adopt the new slogan, "It ain't just the chads that are hanging anymore."
Every Rose Garden bill signing ceremony would end not with a press conference but with "Get off my lawn!"
- The Mother Of All Gimmicks
Guest-post today from YKW: Not being a reporter, I have no personal knowledge of any of the following, but my own cynical view of the McCain Bailout stunt is a bit more conspiratorial than I've seen reported so far. Here are the facts: 1. McCain's...
- Alright, We'll Call It A Draw
Gimmick. John McCain, after saying the fundamentals of our economy are strong, after saying we have time for a commission, after saying it was just about greedy CEOs, suddenly calls for a suspension of the Presidential campaign because of the economic...
- Pity Party: Whom Do You Feel Sorry For?
Been a while since we've had a pity party, so let's open it up. This week, I feel sorry for Joe Lieberman. Apparently, John "Maverick" McCain really wanted to pick Holy Joe as his VP choice, but Karl Rove, the Bushes, and party insiders said...
- Is This A Surprise?
Imiloa Astronomy Center of Hawaii "Don't care much about astronomy" by Sasha Issenberg February 26th, 2009 boston.com WASHINGTON -- John McCain has acknowledged that he doesn't know as much about economics as he would like, but what's his...
- Humorous Faux Pox
"Science journal in doghouse after Obama and McCain upstaged by young pups" Latest issue of Nature compares presidential candidates on science, technology - but has unfortunate advert on back cover September 26th, 2008 Times Online As weighty reads...