Philosophy
Still feeling lousy, so here's a repost of last year's Keister discussion.
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
This weekend we celebrate our holiday in honor of the moon, Keister. Of all the parts of the human anatomy, none is more inherently funny than the backside, the gluteus maximus, the heinie. We see it in the references: you can be the butt of a joke, one who makes jokes is a smart ass.
What is it about the tushy that is so funny? Why does mooning get laughs that exposing any other part of the body does not? Is it the shape? Puffy, fleshy, and round with a vertical crack. It does look kind of silly. If the body is a temple, the butt is like hanging a black velvet dogs playing poker over the alter.
Is it that it is associated with the passing of gas. Farts are funny on a number of sensory levels, the sound, the smell -- consider the classic beans scene from Blazing Saddles. The butt is the spatial representation of the floating air biscuit.
Could it be that it is always covered, a forbidden part that is shocking when made public. Backsides are only funny because they are something we don't usually see.
Or is it a combination of the two: because the tuchus is on the flip side of the more regal genitalia, it is treated with the same nobility, while all the time being the source of flatulence and fecal matter, amongst the least majestic of bodily functions. Is the humorous nature of the rear end to be found in this incongruous juxtaposition?
I leave you with a couple of jokes on the backside:
Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster.
What do you get if you sit on a waffle iron? Hot crossed buns.
Your momma's butt is so big that she is actually taller when she sits down.
Any others, my friends?
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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Happy Keister
Still feeling lousy, so here's a repost of last year's Keister discussion.
Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,
This weekend we celebrate our holiday in honor of the moon, Keister. Of all the parts of the human anatomy, none is more inherently funny than the backside, the gluteus maximus, the heinie. We see it in the references: you can be the butt of a joke, one who makes jokes is a smart ass.
What is it about the tushy that is so funny? Why does mooning get laughs that exposing any other part of the body does not? Is it the shape? Puffy, fleshy, and round with a vertical crack. It does look kind of silly. If the body is a temple, the butt is like hanging a black velvet dogs playing poker over the alter.
Is it that it is associated with the passing of gas. Farts are funny on a number of sensory levels, the sound, the smell -- consider the classic beans scene from Blazing Saddles. The butt is the spatial representation of the floating air biscuit.
Could it be that it is always covered, a forbidden part that is shocking when made public. Backsides are only funny because they are something we don't usually see.
Or is it a combination of the two: because the tuchus is on the flip side of the more regal genitalia, it is treated with the same nobility, while all the time being the source of flatulence and fecal matter, amongst the least majestic of bodily functions. Is the humorous nature of the rear end to be found in this incongruous juxtaposition?
I leave you with a couple of jokes on the backside:
Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster.
What do you get if you sit on a waffle iron? Hot crossed buns.
Your momma's butt is so big that she is actually taller when she sits down.
Any others, my friends?
Live, love, and laugh,
Irreverend Steve
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