Damn It Jim, I'm a Doctor Not a Comedian
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Damn It Jim, I'm a Doctor Not a Comedian


Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,

Yesterday would have been Gene Roddenberry's 87th birthday. Trekkies have born the brunt of many a joke, so this weekend let's turn the table and open it up to your favorite Star Trek jokes.

One to get us started:

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they fight in the dark.

To joke where no man has joked before, just no tribbles in the comments please.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve




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